I Wish I Could Fly

I wish there was a way that I could learn how to fly. Like really. Imagine if you could actually fly. That would be epic, don't you think? 


If I could fly then I would never be able to commit suicide by jumping off any buildings of considerable height. Which would be a plus. If I could fly, I wouldn't have to learn how to drive so I would be eco-friendly too. Another plus. 


Yeah, I want to fly. So then I don't have to worry about falling.


Another plus.


--J.